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I said oops crabs round my bed I said crabs longside my bed.

MG Maniac

War Hero
Yeah ... but his nurse is a crab! Which reminds me ... local resturant is flogging "crab salad" for £6.50 a go ... and not a barrier for miles!
 

Topstop

War Hero


Glad to see you had the photo cropped for decencies sake.

Glad its just a few cells in your ticker lost and not your sense of humour. Get well soon . TS
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Good to hear from you Rummers you old goat. Get well soon or the other Pikey on the site will get lonely on the highways and byways :wink:

Hello Jim nice to hear from you, hows the change over working out? All good I hope you sure have worked for it.
Actually I would be king pikey, but there all big horrible hard bastards, and getting behind them with my wheel spanner is proving difficult.
And thats just the females.
 

Sharkey

Banned
I havent been in the asylum long so hesitate to intrude in this love fest, but there have been a number of questions about your worldly goods, is there a will.
 

jesse

War Hero
Rummers the dialing code for Worcester is 01905 not 01904 . Sorry about that but at least 4 is next to five on the keyboard. Duh!
 

flymo

War Hero
Rummers the dialing code for Worcester is 01905 not 01904 . Sorry about that but at least 4 is next to five on the keyboard. Duh!

"Happily married to lesley . both retired love to travel, ,we like Malta[hey jack remember you last commish] And this was all fields when i were a lad! Fcuk em all bar one and bollocks to him.I am a 72 year old. Teddy Boy.Rock N Roll will never die, so there!"

When living in Qawra in Malta in 2008-9, we saw a mature gentleman on a couple of occasions walking along the sea front with a teddy boy syrup on. Please tell me that wasn't you ....
 

jesse

War Hero
"Happily married to lesley . both retired love to travel, ,we like Malta[hey jack remember you last commish] And this was all fields when i were a lad! Fcuk em all bar one and bollocks to him.I am a 72 year old. Teddy Boy.Rock N Roll will never die, so there!"

When living in Qawra in Malta in 2008-9, we saw a mature gentleman on a couple of occasions walking along the sea front with a teddy boy syrup on. Please tell me that wasn't you ....
Could be:-- We were staying at The Duncan Guest House at the fishing village that I can't spell Macrashlok??? or something like that. But;! on second thoughts perhaps not because I am slim and fit and do not look elderly.disgust
 

Flagdeck

War Hero
Just the thought of it gives me a hangover..............we drank some god awful shite in the name of a 'good run ashore'. :drunken:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Isn't that what we used to drink with Seven Up to give it a bit of taste???

Only poofters put 7 Up in marsypop. After a particularly good night down the Gut drinking copious amounts of hop leaf and marsovin, I yakked up in the mess square and the resultant mess took all the ME7 off the tiles and made the tiles go a funny colour to boot :pukeleft: :wtf: The LHOM took me to one side and sorted me out though :violent1:
 
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Rumrat

War Hero
Only poofters put 7 Up in marsypop. After a particularly good night down the Gut drinking copious amounts of hop leaf and marsovin, I yakked up in the mess square and the resultant mess took all the ME7 off the tiles and made the tiles go a funny colour to boot :pukeleft: :wtf: The LHOM took me one side and sorted me out though :violent1:

Fuck it sounds it has the same effect as Thai "whiskey"
Personally I tink you honkey is all whimp and should man up wich Pochin.
It put the strength in ya length and make all them white bitches want my good luvin.
Cry yo canary cocks.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Fuck it sounds it has the same effect as Thai "whiskey"
Personally I tink you honkey is all whimp and should man up wich Pochin.
It put the strength in ya length and make all them white bitches want my good luvin.
Cry yo canary cocks.

You're Irish and blick? Your were in the Commitments then?
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Fuck I've just been told to turn my puter off and go to bed, fuckin school boy routine or what.???
 
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