I need a pornstar name

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Right, I need a pornstar name, the reason being is I've just had a chat with a mate of mine and there's money to be made in the online/text sex industry. Also there's the used panties business as well.

    The problem I have is all the names I keep coming up with are a bit blokeish. Obviously there is more money to be made if your a girlie, so for text sex etc I am going to pretend to be a girlie......(this could be so much fun, apparantly all the answers are provided so you get a message and just select a pre prepared answer.....I've asked to be able to ad lib.... :dwarf:)

    There is also a market for worn panties...£15 a go, do you reckon duty perv will know the difference between a blokes anal crack whiff and a womens?

    The new companys name will be "Smell my flange.co.uk" catchy enough?
  2. Well i have just cancelled all my porn sites as of now .... :pukel:
  3. I was told that your pornstar name is that of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, which makes me Bimbo Cartwright; not quite Linda Lovelace is it?
  4. Susie Swallows is the one I use.


    Get me, 307 hits on Google if you use speach marks
  5. Bimbo Cartwright got one hit, I'm impressed.

    Sex peep showIt didn't seem to only just met her last week. able to awe some society bimbo Cartwright.. .That's still nothing to court, laughed, a hint of despair ...
    blasexcamxxx.memebot.com/direct-sex-chatlive.html - 26k -
  6. I hear similar except it was the street you grew up in instead of your mother's maiden name.

    I'm Trixie Lexwell, pleased to meet you :lick: (Lickswell could be more appropriate though)
  7. My porn address is:-

    Suzy Lykzit,
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Class! :thumright:
  9. Lusty Busty
    Victoria Vagina
    Polly Panties

    The possibilities are endless...
  10. No they wont notice the difference.

  11. My prawn name is Headless Chick!
  12. I think maybe Bubbles DeVere may suit!
  13. Betty Swallocks?

    Mary Hinge?

    Bombay D'Ors? (Well known-ish Indian-ish Pornstar-ish)

    If you use any of these three, we can come to an agreement re: remuneration....NOT THE KNICKS!!!!!
  14. This is easy - just recall the name of your first pet and the name of the street where you lived as a kid - put them together and instant porn name. :thumright:
  15. i still think "Pearl Necklace" is a good porn name
  16. Rommel Hall ?

    Thats shite! :(
  17. in that case, im honey willow, at your service
  18. On that basis it would be Boaz Dene! :lol:
  19. I think Pongoshagger is a better name! :thumright:

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