I like - ?

.........ripping up cardboard. Some may consider this as a bit weird,
but I actually like ripping up cardboard. The bigger the box stuff
comes to my house in - the more fun I have out the back, tearing
the shite out of it and getting it all into the recycle bin with room to
spare. Some folk just stamp it all flat and bend it all out of shape or
they simply cram it into the car and swan off to the the tip with it.
Waste of petrol. Give me the box that the airship *Hindenburg* was
packed in - and I'll spend all fu**ing day tearing it down into bits
the size of beer mats. Endless joy in a cardboard world of my own.
Before I went on shift last night - I tore the crap out of a big cardboard
box that a two-tier plastic tool shed came in. Prior to that - it was the
packaging that was wrapped around our whopping great American
fridge freezer.
Well...that's my guilty bizarre pleasure. Now - what's yours?


Jack Sparrow

Lantern Swinger
Trying to get our garage organised. Today I will purchase even more shelving, to store the kids old toys (in crates) on, and once I've done that? Put the bikes back, move the spare sofa, and generally refill the garage in a slightly tider state than before, but just as full!!


Lantern Swinger
Fill the bottom of the bath with swarfega about an inch deep then add 2-300 ball bearings, get your pash undressed inset her into bath, place your finger in most intimate hole and push her round the bath. Better than Scalectric simples.
Even though I'm approaching old bloke status (62), nothing beats firing up the XR400 and going for a rip around the back roads up in the Black Mountains.

Jack Sparrow

Lantern Swinger
Being old is nothing to worry about, my weekend starts on Wednesday morning, and finishes the next Tuesday evening!!! (By the by, you youngsters, in my avatar picture I'm wearing a proper uniform, with bell-bottomed trousers, box pleated, and a collar of proper denim, none of that Mediterranean Blue rubbish).
I also like to:

(1). Stress WolfPackLeader out by scarfing a whole Wagon Wheel in one (they're smaller than I remember).
That gets her pressure gauge climbing.

(2). Stow stuff in the kitchen in the top cupboards (WPL is only 5ft tall and it does her crust in).

(3). Break up polystyrene packaging. The bigger the bits - the better. (I usually do this after a
cardboard ripping frenzy.

(4). Use the same cup/mug all fu**ing day unlike the rest of my household who think that it's
perfectly reasonable to get through about ten each.

(5). Only eat main meals with a fork....the knife goes back in the cutlery drawer.

We're all so very different.


Book Reviewer
'(5). Only eat main meals with a fork....the knife goes back in the cutlery drawer'.
How utterly common. How do you get your peas onto the fork?

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