I have no friends!

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Slumberine, Dec 17, 2012.

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    SOB! :cry:
  2. On here that's a good thing, oh and if anyone with a username ending in .....rat wants to be your special friend, run
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  3. Shouldn't they be called "Mates" anyway?
  4. "Friends" is an anagram of "stalkers". I appreciate that you've got to add a couple of letters and take a few away .. but none the less ...
  5. There contraceptives.
  6. Doesn't matter. The world is ending in 4 days, there will be no friends to make. ;P
  7. You should be good company for Finks...........he's got no friends either !
  8. Well, funny you should say that. I've had quite a few offers from someone calling herself "Nina Stoker".

    I think "All Night In" might be on the cards.:thumbright:
  9. Mates are what you stick on Knobs.
    Stick a fucker on Sharky.
    Theres lots would like to do that.
  10. Right, thats you deleted from my friends list, let that be a warning to the rest of you
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  11. Perhaps I should suggest a "Billy No Mates" forum - strictly for sad, lonely bastards with HUGE chips on their shoulders.

    Now - who to invite?......

  12. Oh shit where's the tramadol.
  13. I will be your friend.
    Please send me £50 a week and I promise that I may say good things about you, £100 a week for and I will report that you are an all round good egg who keeps a clean kit. If the cash does not arrive I will not be your friend and will tell everyone that you are a smelly brown hatter:blob2:
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  14. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  15. What do I get for £2.50p there's a recession on.
  16. Times is hard so for £2:50 you just get a chuck up

    All together now...............Rummers chucks up!=)
  17. All the love, baby. All the love.:love4:
  18. I don't get it! How did you know I look exactly like this feller:


    Damn! Perhaps I shouldn't post this as it might reduce the quality of my offers.

    On the other hand, it might increase them. Way-hey-heyyyyy!
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  19. Have you been spying on me?
  20. Subsunk

    Subsunk Badgeman Book Reviewer

    What, again? I'm getting threaders with apocalypses. I keep thinking I can knife my boss without any comebacks just to have my hopes cruelly dashed.

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