I Fecking Love Dogs Me

SONAR-BENDER

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Stolen from t'interweb:

We have a Pekinese poodle cross (peke-a-poo). My wife found out that our dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the vets. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the misses that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should get some hair remover cream and rub it in the dog's ears every couple of months. The wife went to the chemists and bought some hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her,

"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
"If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
"I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my peke-a-poo.
"Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
 
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