My wife likes to knit on a morning in bed as she wakes early,this morning she must have mislaid a knitting needle. I rolled over and it stuck in my shoulder! out came the blood I called her over and exclaimed"My treasure I think you have made a slight error" or something like that! She replied "They were clean sheets you know!" And women wonder why men go to the pub a lot! I don't understand the female race!Period!