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I don't give a **** for the killick of the watch

plumduff

Banned
Do sailors today still sing such ditties as==== I don't give a fuck for the killick of the watch or the Chief of the working party
I'm off ashore with a Pompey whore==I'm Jack me fuckin' hearty---
Or are they mostly concerned that Raleigh has run out of their preferred Hair Lightening Gel
 
PD are you stalking me - want my medals, listen to my dits, buy my cap tallies??? or a portion of my very well earned pension (including a war disability) what a cock. Still in life one learns a certain amount of toleration for the "strange ones in society"
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

No, the female ratings sing 'I kissed a girl' as performed by Katy Perry and the male ratings sing 'It's raining men' as done by the Weather Girls.
Google them so you can get a download for your iPod.
 

stirling2

Banned
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

NZ_Bootneck said:
No, the female ratings sing 'I kissed a girl' as performed by Katy Perry and the male ratings sing 'It's raining men' as done by the Weather Girls.
Google them so you can get a download for your iPod.

Never realised you Kiwis were so up to date NZB . :bball: . :thumright:
 

Sparrowhawk01

Lantern Swinger
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

I quite often hum a shanty to myself in the Force Ops Room, the more senior bods smile to themselves and the kids think I am going slowly mad....maybe I am. Anyway I was taught it was "I don't give a toss for the Jimmy or the Joss or the Killick of the messdeck party, its half past four and I'm going ashore 'cause I'm a Jack me hearty"
 

LujonSA

War Hero
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

I often find myself humming the tune that had the words "I love my mother-in-law, she is a ......". Strange because she has been dead for over eight years and I actually liked the old trout.
 
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

Just for you PD:

Funny little fellow,
Wears his sister's clothes.
We don't know what to call him,
But we think he's one of those.

Jerry
 

lesbryan

War Hero
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

plumduff said:
Do sailors today still sing such ditties as==== I don't give a * for the killick of the watch or the Chief of the working party
I'm off ashore with a Pompey whore==I'm Jack me *' hearty---
Or are they mostly concerned that Raleigh has run out of their preferred Hair Lightening Gel
I have been singing them all weekend at a reunion.songs like Aladdin sylvest good morning chief etc the lot till i was hoarse =)
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

stirling said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
No, the female ratings sing 'I kissed a girl' as performed by Katy Perry and the male ratings sing 'It's raining men' as done by the Weather Girls.
Google them so you can get a download for your iPod.

Never realised you Kiwis were so up to date NZB . :bball: . :thumright:
Even our sheep have iPods. :thumright:
I had to endure that for a week in the car, as it was the 'chanson de jour' for Miss NZB.
She's moved on to Hannah Montana now...oh deep joy! :pukel:
 
Re: I don't give a * for the killick of the watch

When I was Deps on the pre-collision-with-Oz-Nottingham, the CWEM(R) and I produced the definitive Nottingham RFC songbook which included all the classics:
"I'm on the top of the bridge wings..."
"I wonder, I wonder, if the jossman made a blunder..."
"Pardon me Chief, we're closing down to ZA..."
"One night in gay Paris (pronounced Parreeeeee)" - otherwise known as the Mother in Law song-my fave.
"Alladin"
etc etc etc.
Mrs DE binned it when we moved.
If you're out there, Chewy, got any spares?
 
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