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I can't believe it's called 'news'

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
SPB, thank you for pointing out that due to the marvelously low crime rate we enjoy here in the Socialist Workers Paradise of Scoatland it means that with the absence of rapes murders and robberies that our southern brethren seem to be blighted with (probably down mainly to all those evil immigrants and to the horror of all the good, true and hard-working indigenous peoples), we are forced to fill our papers with pleasant stories of saving brick shit-houses and toning down noisy fowl. Keep up the good work! :grin:

I expect to see a mass migration of Anglos heading northwards now, for a bit of the good life, but we might be patrolling the borders soon so get in while you can!!
 

MaiBelle

Lantern Swinger
I expect to see a mass migration of Anglos heading northwards now, for a bit of the good life, but we might be patrolling the borders soon so get in while you can!!

I'm not moving up there all the while I have to get a survey BEFORE I buy a house! :neutral:
 

Dredd

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sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
From the Radio 2 page today (Jeremy Vine is discussing this very topic on his show):

 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
Ahhhh, the classics! :laughing3:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Madonna.

Maddona who?

That's show business!!
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Here's some news;

[video=youtube;3icDB3kRKPg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3icDB3kRKPg[/video]
 
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