"I am the resurrection and I am the light"

#1
As we have been informed on Lil's that aliens will be bringing certain people back from the dead, (or something like that), I think it's time to get your bids in!

I'll start..

Jeremy Beadle.

Rod Hull.
 
#5
I'd bring back Winston Churchill and tell him to go and sort out those cnuts in Parliament (of all parties before Finks drags his soapbox out)
 
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#11
Chaz said:
Bobby Robson to sort out that shite that is the England football team!
With his zimmer frame and his cancerous brain, walking in a bobby wonderland.

I'd bring back jade goody so I can watch the fat baldy slag die in agony of cuntcancer again.
 
#13
Tommy Cooper - I'd bring him back Just Like That...

How about Hitler to help re-invigorate the Forces, nowt like a good war to bring in some need post SDSR?
 
#16
:? Where the fcuk to start. :( When Tony Curtis crossed the bar I realised that I am of an age when all my heros are dead. :cry: There are so many sports stars and entertainers that I link with episodes in my life[The same with music Lonnie Donnogan always reminds me of Viccy Baracks Southsea, for instance.] But :!: if I was nailed down to just two I,d resurrect Boxer Randolph Turpin and distance runner Emile Zatopec. :strong: My two boy hood heros whom I tried to emulate with a bit of sucess. 8) I my far from humble opinion there has been no boxers and runners of today to touch them :!:
 
#18
Louis Mountbatten. SDR? What SDR?
Jayne Mansefield, my first heroine (in Parade!!)
Horatio Nelson. SDR? What SDR?
Mary Millington, my second heroine!

A diverse selection I think you'll agree!! :oops:
 

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#19
rogerthecabinboy said:
Olllie Reed, to tell him my mum can drink him under the table.
And ask him onto Jeremy Kyle for a DNA test.

I'm going for Micheal Jackson. Then the fiddling cunt gets interrogated under hot lights and bursts into flames for a second time.
 
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