Humour - PowerPoint presentation by Nutty

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  1. Nutty Enterprises (a division of Nutty International Spanish Practices Inc.) bring you this special release available for exclusive download only via this link...

    http://web.mac.com/stevehammett/iWeb/Nozzers Website/RumRation Humour.html

    UNSUITABLE FOR PADRES :roll: OR LAWYERS (Rosie excepted) :twisted:

    THIS MORNING I WAS CONTACTED by the Church of England Vice Squad who have complained that this is exactly the sort of lewd, disgusting, filthy porno stuff that drove one of their number out of the Andrew. They said they had a duty to protect Minors. I pointed out that sailors don't work down mines, but it cut no ice! :( Therefore I must post the following warning...

    JUNIORS' SEA DADS, ACTING IN LOCO PARENTIS (TRAIN SPOTTERS), MUST ACCOMPANY THEM TO VIEW THIS STUFF.

    BABY SAILORS MUST HAVE A PORN CHIT COUNTERSIGNED BY HIS/HER SEA DAD/MUM, THE JOSS, THE DO AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE HEADS.
     
  2. Kin ell , 8O :D
     
  3. Similar.. 8O 8O
     
  4. what is a swimsuite???????
     
  5. Lovely..... :D :D
     
  6. I spotted that but I cannot edit - Nutty's locked it! I think it's a suite of swimsuits which change according to season, location, boyfriend, etc. :wink:
     
  7. I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:
     

  8. I was thinking more of a burst couch!! 8O

    Nice one Nutty :lol:
     
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  10. That's one hell of a shockmat nappy.
     
  11. Ooops just opened that at work not realising who was stood behind me!!

    Problem was he liked it more than I did *men*
     
  12. Cant bloody well open it, Work servers , sulk !
     
  13. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

     
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  15. Was your Sea Daddy with you, Junior? :idea:

    I'm afraid my Apple website is designed to block out those who do not comply with the CoE Censorship Guidelines. :wink:
     
  16. CoE ????, CHURCH OF ENGLAND !!!!!! LOL
     
  17. Didn't you see the bit at the top RB... :twisted:

     
  18. I was being a bit thick !!!, Friday feeling, wink
     
  19. 'Swimsuite' you get in underwasser hotels. You need big snorkel for zee muff diving etc, dumbkopt.
     
  20. Class keep em coming nutty
     

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