Humour - PowerPoint presentation by Nutty

Nutty Enterprises (a division of Nutty International Spanish Practices Inc.) bring you this special release available for exclusive download only via this link...

http://web.mac.com/stevehammett/iWeb/Nozzers Website/RumRation Humour.html

UNSUITABLE FOR PADRES :roll: OR LAWYERS (Rosie excepted) :twisted:

THIS MORNING I WAS CONTACTED by the Church of England Vice Squad who have complained that this is exactly the sort of lewd, disgusting, filthy porno stuff that drove one of their number out of the Andrew. They said they had a duty to protect Minors. I pointed out that sailors don't work down mines, but it cut no ice! :( Therefore I must post the following warning...

JUNIORS' SEA DADS, ACTING IN LOCO PARENTIS (TRAIN SPOTTERS), MUST ACCOMPANY THEM TO VIEW THIS STUFF.

BABY SAILORS MUST HAVE A PORN CHIT COUNTERSIGNED BY HIS/HER SEA DAD/MUM, THE JOSS, THE DO AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE HEADS.
 

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War Hero
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
what is a swimsuite???????

I spotted that but I cannot edit - Nutty's locked it! I think it's a suite of swimsuits which change according to season, location, boyfriend, etc. :wink:

I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
spenny said:
I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:


I was thinking more of a burst couch!! 8O

She's got a small rainforest growing down there!! You could fall in love with an oranyutang and live happily ever after without seeing civilisation again!!! :lol:
 

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