Humour - PowerPoint presentation by Nutty

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Nutty Enterprises (a division of Nutty International Spanish Practices Inc.) bring you this special release available for exclusive download only via this link...

http://web.mac.com/stevehammett/iWeb/Nozzers Website/RumRation Humour.html

UNSUITABLE FOR PADRES :roll: OR LAWYERS (Rosie excepted) :twisted:

THIS MORNING I WAS CONTACTED by the Church of England Vice Squad who have complained that this is exactly the sort of lewd, disgusting, filthy porno stuff that drove one of their number out of the Andrew. They said they had a duty to protect Minors. I pointed out that sailors don't work down mines, but it cut no ice! :( Therefore I must post the following warning...

JUNIORS' SEA DADS, ACTING IN LOCO PARENTIS (TRAIN SPOTTERS), MUST ACCOMPANY THEM TO VIEW THIS STUFF.

BABY SAILORS MUST HAVE A PORN CHIT COUNTERSIGNED BY HIS/HER SEA DAD/MUM, THE JOSS, THE DO AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE HEADS.
 
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Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
what is a swimsuite???????
I spotted that but I cannot edit - Nutty's locked it! I think it's a suite of swimsuits which change according to season, location, boyfriend, etc. :wink:
I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:
 
#9
spenny said:
I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:

I was thinking more of a burst couch!! 8O

She's got a small rainforest growing down there!! You could fall in love with an oranyutang and live happily ever after without seeing civilisation again!!! :lol:
 

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nutty_bag said:
spenny said:
I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:

I was thinking more of a burst couch!! 8O

She's got a small rainforest growing down there!! You could fall in love with an oranyutang and live happily ever after without seeing civilisation again!!! :lol:
Is this Higs French Woman? :roll:
 
#14
janner said:
nutty_bag said:
spenny said:
I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:

I was thinking more of a burst couch!! 8O

She's got a small rainforest growing down there!! You could fall in love with an oranyutang and live happily ever after without seeing civilisation again!!! :lol:
Is this Higs French Woman? :roll:
Can't be french, her arm pits aren't hairy enough!! Try spending a couple of nights in a Mountain hut in the French alps. Fcuking hell i was scared!! The accomodation is in the form of a communal bunk system and the French women aint shy with it i can tell you!! Hairier than a badgers arse the lot of then!! and rather smelly due to no dhobi facilities at that altitude!! I'm still having flashbacks!! :wink:
 
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rugger_bob said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
rugger_bob said:
Cant bloody well open it, Work servers , sulk !
Was your Sea Daddy with you, Junior? idea

I'm afraid my Apple website is designed to block out those who do not comply with the CoE Censorship Guidelines. wink
CoE ????, CHURCH OF ENGLAND !!!!!! LOL
Didn't you see the bit at the top RB... :twisted:

THIS MORNING I WAS CONTACTED by the Church of England Vice Squad who have complained that this is exactly the sort of lewd, disgusting, filthy porno stuff that drove one of their number out of the Andrew. They said they had a duty to protect Minors. I pointed out that sailors don't work down mines, but it cut no ice! :( Therefore I must post the following warning...

JUNIORS' SEA DADS, ACTING IN LOCO PARENTIS (TRAIN SPOTTERS), MUST ACCOMPANY THEM TO VIEW THIS STUFF.

BABY SAILORS MUST HAVE A PORN CHIT COUNTERSIGNED BY HIS/HER SEA DAD/MUM, THE JOSS, THE DO AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE HEADS.
 
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