Humour - PowerPoint presentation by Nutty

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  1. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Nutty Enterprises (a division of Nutty International Spanish Practices Inc.) bring you this special release available for exclusive download only via this link...

    http://web.mac.com/stevehammett/iWeb/Nozzers Website/RumRation Humour.html

    UNSUITABLE FOR PADRES :roll: OR LAWYERS (Rosie excepted) :twisted:

    THIS MORNING I WAS CONTACTED by the Church of England Vice Squad who have complained that this is exactly the sort of lewd, disgusting, filthy porno stuff that drove one of their number out of the Andrew. They said they had a duty to protect Minors. I pointed out that sailors don't work down mines, but it cut no ice! :( Therefore I must post the following warning...

    JUNIORS' SEA DADS, ACTING IN LOCO PARENTIS (TRAIN SPOTTERS), MUST ACCOMPANY THEM TO VIEW THIS STUFF.

    BABY SAILORS MUST HAVE A PORN CHIT COUNTERSIGNED BY HIS/HER SEA DAD/MUM, THE JOSS, THE DO AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE HEADS.
     
  2. dondon

    dondon New member

    Kin ell , 8O :D
     
  3. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    Similar.. 8O 8O
     
  4. golden_rivet

    golden_rivet Supporters - GCM

    what is a swimsuite???????
     
  5. whitemouse

    whitemouse Supporters - GCM

    Lovely..... :D :D
     
  6. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    I spotted that but I cannot edit - Nutty's locked it! I think it's a suite of swimsuits which change according to season, location, boyfriend, etc. :wink:
     
  7. nutty_bag

    nutty_bag New member

    I think ir maybe something to do with the hairy chuff on that old dear!! A swimsuite as opposed to a 3 piece-suite :lol:
     
  8. watch_and_shoot

    watch_and_shoot New member


    I was thinking more of a burst couch!! 8O

    Nice one Nutty :lol:
     
  9. nutty_bag

    nutty_bag New member

     
  10. Jimmy_Green

    Jimmy_Green War Hero

    That's one hell of a shockmat nappy.
     
  11. wkdwren

    wkdwren New member

    Ooops just opened that at work not realising who was stood behind me!!

    Problem was he liked it more than I did *men*
     
  12. rugger_bob

    rugger_bob New member

    Cant bloody well open it, Work servers , sulk !
     
  13. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

     
  14. nutty_bag

    nutty_bag New member

     
  15. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Was your Sea Daddy with you, Junior? :idea:

    I'm afraid my Apple website is designed to block out those who do not comply with the CoE Censorship Guidelines. :wink:
     
  16. rugger_bob

    rugger_bob New member

    CoE ????, CHURCH OF ENGLAND !!!!!! LOL
     
  17. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Didn't you see the bit at the top RB... :twisted:

     
  18. rugger_bob

    rugger_bob New member

    I was being a bit thick !!!, Friday feeling, wink
     
  19. sledgehammer

    sledgehammer New member

    'Swimsuite' you get in underwasser hotels. You need big snorkel for zee muff diving etc, dumbkopt.
     
  20. Deeps

    Deeps New member

    Class keep em coming nutty
     

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