Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by brazenhussy, May 29, 2007.
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come on then lads-- would ya?????? ( ukel: )
I can honestly say certainly not mate.
Fake as a nine bob note that "woman"
more plastic than woman there lamri!
Dead right there Jarhead, not my type at all mate
Are we certain that its not a KaiTai?
(not that I'm gods gift i hasten to add!!!))
oh please BH - from the pics, i wouldn't kick you out of my bed at all...
Shes ok but you can`t beat the real thing.
I would just to see her climb back in...
and she's too high maintenance any way - sounds like AAC's speed though :lol:
Nah! Give me a real woman, she's an Airfix kit.
" This is not a publicity stunt" riiiiiiiight. Biological clock ticking is it?? Quite what sort of bloke would go through "auditions" to get into her pants, and probably be made a total twat of on the no doubt forthcoming reality tv show, is anyones guess. Its all been done before though, see youtube for "Flavor of love" (Flavor Flav of Public Enemy shags a bunch of slappers) or "I love New York" (the HimShe that Flav pied shags chavs). Think "The bachelor" with even less class. Another nail in the coffin of variety....
I predict some :sex:
maybe even the odd :3some:
But ultimately, if matelots are passing it up, it must be like a wizards sleeve, or a welly full of custard....
Yes, but think of the dit value AFTER the all night in & the exchange of your mates' mobile number, so's you don't have to keep in touch.
I can just see her on the allotment weeding in between the onions ukel: .
Nooooooo! Her skin's too smooth anyway. ukel:
Then, Sell myself on e ba :thumright:
I would as well, for dit value only, of course. A picy for the gronk board.
She was on the same flight as me to Cyprus once, shes like a pint sized woman! But plastered in make-up, I mean cement like stuff!
Her boobs ain't that big either.
Not bloody likely!
Sounds like my kind of (one night stand) Gal.
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