War Hero
How is a dick like a Rubix Cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets

Their was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "mommie what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cupcakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cupcakes. The next day the girl says to her mother" Momie you and daddy were making cupcakes last night". The mother says "how do you know?" She says, "because i licked the frosting off of the sofa.