How us older men pick up girls

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by janner, Feb 8, 2012.

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    A truly touching story....



    I met a girl in the park the other evening.



    There was an instant spark between us.



    She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid on
    the grass at my feet.



    As we lay making love, I thought
    ….









    "These Taser guns are well worth the money








     
  2. Excellent, had to nick that one!!
     
  3. Wife phones husband "Come and get me the car won't start!
    Husband...".............."What's wrong with it?
    Wife"..."...................." There's water in the carburettor !
    Husband .................. How do you know that?
    Wife.........................I'm in the canal ,


    Nicked off TV.
     
  4. An opportunity to topically air my favourite Valentine's message.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Get in the van
    I've got a knife
     
  5. When I saw 'How us older men pick up girls' I thought it would either be a reference to the internet, or:

    Bend the knees, place arms around the victim's, sorry, girl's torso and then using the thigh muscles, raise etc etc.....
     

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