How to make friends and influence people...

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by pinkprincess, Oct 7, 2009.

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  1. Oh dear.

    Major fail today...

    A new face (I didn't notice if he was a PO or CPO to be honest) passed my office with a sandwich in his hand. I asked if the sandwich van had arrived (it's been late recently). He asked what brought me here and I told him that it was the job. He thought I was a nutter.

    He commented that there were sexy men on site. I said, "Where?"

    He said, "Well, there's me!"

    Perhaps laughing was the wrong response...

    Oops.

    I didn't mean it in a personal way. I'm not at work to pull and don't look at the lads in that way. My bad.
     
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You must be working in the wrong place, love. We're all stunners where I work... :wink:

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Or do you mean just stun :p
     
  4. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...you'll be screaming when I sit on your face though, Wrecker! :twisted:
     
  5. And for all RRers that didn't already know, that's SPB on the right.
     
  6. If the photo evidence is to be believed, anyone would scream if you sat on their face!
     
  7. Wouldn't be a real CPO, probably a Tiff!! :wink:
    Sad to hear that the NAAFI wagon has trurned into a sandwich van :cry
     
  8. Have a heart, some of us are having breakfast and have the rest of the day to face :D
     
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I may be tiny, but there's 15 stones pushing it in... :twisted:
     
  10. Dont cry Malspal! The sandwich van may not be 'the norm' we are a bit special :wink:

    *is trying to cheer you up after the shock of seeing SPB in his spandex and hearing about the sandwich van, I chose the easier of the two :twisted: :lol: :p *
     
  11. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    [​IMG]
     
  12. It's not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean. :thumbright:

    BTW, isn't that Thingy second from the left?
     
  13. Now I can face my day :D
     
  14. Reminds me of a quote from Freddie Trueman when someone commented on the size of his back-side.
    "It takes a big hammer to knock in a big nail!".
     
  15. Are you implying that this applies to SPB? Is there something you boys aren't telling me? :wink: :twisted: :lol:
     
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    PP: Don't listen to 'em - it wasn't me, I swear! I wasn't there! I was down the hole at Northwood when it happened! Honest, guv... I'm a Policeman; I wouldn't lie to you, would I?! :shock: :twisted:
     
  17. that sandwich van is always late!
     
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...I see you've stopped shouting then! :oops:
     
  19. Me.... Clean shaven! How very dare you sir! :roll: 8O

    I'm afraid that I've already been outed once today! :wink: :lol:

    http://www.navy-net.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=22720/postdays=0/postorder=asc/start=0.html
     
  20. Don't you mean:

    I didn't do it ...
    You didn't see me do it ...
    You can't prove I did it .... ?

    ;) :razz:
     

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