I found this recently at Rontini's bbs: How to get thrown off a plane 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Boot it up. 4. Make sure the person bothering you can see the screen. 5. Run this program (which you have previously downloaded...) http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf I would be interested to know what the Arabic meens.