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How To Get Rid of an annoying people on a plane


Lantern Swinger
Next time your on a plane next to some one annoying you (we've all bin there), do exactly these 7 easy steps!
1. Open the case of your laptop.
2. Take out your lap top out of the case smoothly and quietly
3. Open the lap top
4. Be sure that the annoying fucker sees your screen.
5. Open that email
6. Click on this link

7. Close your eyes, and put your face facing up while mumbling some things

(if you don't take a laptop then your buggered) :mrgreen:
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