How to disable a woman.

WreckerL said:
Alfacharlie said:

More advice please, for the female gobshite who keeps stinking the gym floor out!
Up end her a pour a bootle of Domestos down her crack, kills 99% of household germs.
Cheers Wrecks. Thought it may of been Spacedude on the lookout in his ladies lycra. A bit like 'Silence of the Lambs', with his cock taped betweened his legs.
I've found that smacking a woman upside the head with a hot water bottle
that's been in the freezer for a couple of hours is more than adequate for
the task. It also confuses the shite out of SOCO's when they're trying to
find the murder weapon.

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