How to disable a woman.

'Ah seems to be alright where I am!! Recession hasn't kicked in down in the SW just yet'......

Not surprising ! You lucky lil' feckers get all the shagging sun, that's why..... the Mongtards from this corner scuttle down during the summer and live in Benefits Heaven....and wanting XRD ? Like a dose of syphilis :evil:


'I sense that Taloolah is as wet as an otters pocket .. '

Don't tease me. 8O The last time I was that soaking, your lot were paddling dingey's across Gloucestershire saving civvies....come to think of it....all that rubber, grrrr. :twisted:
 
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wannabefpilot87 said:
Taloolah said:
'Clearly they suit you too, judging by the above dildo comment in one of your previous posts!!'...

Point taken Wannabe, and fair one, but in my part of the world, a dearth (death??) of tall, husky male offerings demands creative alternatives. There's a recession on, you know. :wink: 8O


Ah seems to be alright where I am!! Recession hasn't kicked in down in the SW just yet.. :D
Yeah but lets face it you aren't exactly fussy are you??? :D :D
 
X.R.D said:
Taloolah said:
And who can blame her oppo!!

Hang on.....what do you mean ? Am I getting more incoming ?! 8O
Haven't you got a wren to go and bugger instead ? :evil:
Oh no i have some standards
It's so nice to see love blossom in these difficult times. XRD, can you post the going in shots on here when you start exchanging bodily fluids?
 
XRD if you don't mind and you've got a mobile with video capture facility could you film yourself spunking in Taloolahs mouth and get her to gargle it to the tune of the William Tell Overture (Lone Ranger for the mongtards amongst us). Cheers mate.....
 
RonJeremy said:
XRD if you don't mind and you've got a mobile with video capture facility could you film yourself spunking in Taloolahs mouth and get her to gargle it to the tune of the William Tell Overture (Lone Ranger for the mongtards amongst us). Cheers mate.....
No trouble mate i'll email that to you right after i post it on Youporn, Redtube etc etc etc :D
 
Errr. Except I haven't agreed to the jolly :roll: ....While you're congratulating yourselves on a spunk well done, can I remind you that such endeavours would first require ubber-amounts of work to get this lady's Agreement Of Participation. Not to mention keepin the copy and distribution rights 8O :wink:

Anticipating this to be more organisation than you can collectively muster you'll have more chance with chasing a wren around the ship... they can't escape :wink:
 
Taloolah said:
Errr. Except I haven't agreed to the jolly :roll: ....While you're congratulating yourselves on a spunk well done, can I remind you that such endeavours would first require ubber-amounts of work to get this lady's Agreement Of Participation. Not to mention keepin the copy and distribution rights 8O :wink:

Anticipating this to be more organisation than you can collectively muster you'll have more chance with chasing a wren around the ship... they can't escape :wink:
Well thats where a roll of harry maskers and a ball gag come in handy. Who said anything about participation by you?? You wont have any say in it when RJ shoves his spam javelin up your tea-towel holder whist we all jizz on your ginger haired swad!!!
 
Taloolah said:
Errr. Except I haven't agreed to the jolly :roll: ....While you're congratulating yourselves on a spunk well done, can I remind you that such endeavours would first require ubber-amounts of work to get this lady's Agreement Of Participation. Not to mention keepin the copy and distribution rights 8O :wink:

Anticipating this to be more organisation than you can collectively muster you'll have more chance with chasing a wren around the ship... they can't escape :wink:
How about a packet of polo's and a lager tops?
 
WreckerL said:
Taloolah said:
Errr. Except I haven't agreed to the jolly :roll: ....While you're congratulating yourselves on a spunk well done, can I remind you that such endeavours would first require ubber-amounts of work to get this lady's Agreement Of Participation. Not to mention keepin the copy and distribution rights 8O :wink:

Anticipating this to be more organisation than you can collectively muster you'll have more chance with chasing a wren around the ship... they can't escape :wink:
How about a packet of polo's and a lager tops?
I heard she did anything for a dairylee triangle actually!!!
 
'Ginger haired swad!!!'....(sigh) Brunette ! I keep telling you ! :roll: (Everywhere) :lol:

Lager top ? Ohhh, Aye, I could go with one of those, ( minus the hairy lip), but you'd need to throw in a curry... :wink:

Not the mints though....'My body is a temple' an' all that.... 8)

Dairylea ?! gggrrrrr..Speak it ! Speak it ! Cheap 'n' cheesy is, it has to be admitted, good for smearing as anything.... I'm thinking
mud-wrestling...I'm thinking 'Scented'

8O Just had a mental picture of you two in the wrestling ring. :oops: .....suddenly the green thong is looking strangely inviting :D 8O :lol:
 
Taloolah said:
'Ginger haired swad!!!'....(sigh) Brunette ! I keep telling you ! :roll: (Everywhere) :lol:

Lager top ? Ohhh, Aye, I could go with one of those, ( minus the hairy lip), but you'd need to throw in a curry... :wink:

Not the mints though....'My body is a temple' an' all that.... 8)

Dairylea ?! gggrrrrr..Speak it ! Speak it ! Cheap 'n' cheesy is, it has to be admitted, good for smearing as anything.... I'm thinking
mud-wrestling...I'm thinking 'Scented'

8O Just had a mental picture of you two in the wrestling ring. :oops: .....suddenly the green thong is looking strangely inviting :D 8O :lol:

Not sure how much curry I can get into a lager top but worth a go for an all night in :lol:
 

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