How to clean your Pussy

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#1
How To Clean Your Pussy

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".


6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.


8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,

The Dog


Source
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#3
just be kind to your pussy, call it sweet names and treat with a loving hand and it will clean itself :thumright:

more fun though if you help too ... ;)
 
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