How to clean your Pussy

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by slim, Jul 7, 2007.

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  1. How To Clean Your Pussy

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
    water in the bowl.


    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
    bathroom.


    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
    You may need to stand on the lid.


    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
    that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
    and rinse".


    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
    no people between the bathroom and the front door.


    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
    lids.


    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
    and run outside where he will dry himself off.


    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


    Sincerely,

    The Dog


    Source
    http://www.fwditon.com/view_fwd.php?id=856
     
  2. Surely not??!!
     
  3. just be kind to your pussy, call it sweet names and treat with a loving hand and it will clean itself :thumright:

    more fun though if you help too ... ;)
     
  4. What are you taking about Slim? Whittering as usual I see!

    All the pussies I have ever owned have been self cleaning.
     
  5. How sad is your moggy?

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    this sad...........
     
  7. Far too tired to say :)

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  8. All dem Pudddy cats needs cleaning
     
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    I'm Ken and I have a Barbie!

    My Barbie does not have a pussy though!


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  10. Norman Bates pet cat:-

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  11. Should all be licked clean , sorrrrrrrryyyyy , mmmmmmmm , and depending who it belongs to , :highfive: :glomp: :angel13:
     
  12. edit>link gone
     
  13. Proof that my pictures are better than yours - the black cat shower curtain:

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  14. Parting shot.......

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