How many sexual partners have you had....? Honestly.

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  1. Not many honestly, mostly by deception!
  2. Zero.... but I live in hope...... :biggrin: :lol:
  3. I have never made it to partnership level in any of the firms I have worked for and now I am working as a sole trader contractor - so no, have never had any partners!

  4. Sh1t!

    Must learn to read the thread title BEFORE posting a seemingly clever reply.

  5. :lol: :thumright:

    In the immortal words of Ol Blue-eyes --- "I've had a few, but then to few to mention" ;)
  6. Pam & 5 Sisters = 6
    Do Jennies count? If so + 2 = 8
    3 before marriage (8+3+11)
    1 wife (11+1=12)
    What? You expecting me to implicate myself?
  7. Male or Female??
  8. Does changing hands count?
    Usually use the right but don't feel too bad about the odd 'fling' with old lefty.

    Are we talking long term, IE a couple of days(!!) or including one nighters?
    Long term (including wife) 3
    One nighters 6
    Hmm, not such a slapper after all.
    Funny incidents, well I always get a laugh when I pull me todger out, can't think why.
  9. I think a few of you are telling porkie pies, huh :dwarf:
  10. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Christ, reading this I've been a right slut.......
  11. Yes one nighters really 186. They don't call me 'Magic' Johnson for nothing Madam.
  12. 8 - 2 jennies, 3 one nighters, 1 pscycho, 1 others and 1 loverly wifey
  13. Can't remember

    The old sayings Practice makes perfect and variety is the spice of life
    come to mind :thanks: :thanks:

    :nemo: :nemo:
  14. Newlywed couple areon their honeymoon, about to have sex for the first time. The wife looks at her husband and says, "before we do this, I want to know how many people you've had sex with before..."
    The man sighs, "you dont really want me to answer that, it'l only upset you"
    "please" she insists, "its important to me".
    "look" he replies, "you wont like the answer, I've never really counted but Im sure you'l get upset"

    But as is her nature, the wife persists, and eventually bugs the husband enough...

    "Fine" he sulks "I'l count them for you now. lets see...theres....1...2....3......4 was very good......5....6 was crap....7.......and then you....

  15. OK, if you include my teddy bear, I've had one encounter of a sexual kind, but he was all slimy and smelly afterwards and needed a good scrub and had to be dried by being first spun dry then suspended from his ears for three days!
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...does the question refer to human sexual partners?! 8O
  17. You been thinking about those donkeys again??????????????
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Mmm, provocative feckers... 8O


    Mind you, the more you look at them... :oops:

  19. With regards to "partners" - where does Big Nance of
    The Imperial Hotel, Helensburgh, Dumbartonshire, Scotland
    come into the equation.
    (a). Partner?
    (b). Munter?
    (c). That's wrong......very wrong.

    If Nance does not qualify....the the number is 30.
    If she does.....then it goes up to 410.

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