How long!?

[SALTY]

Did twelve years Merchant Navy.
My brother did twenty two in the RN.

 

[andym]

So what you after then?A free bag of sweets?

 

[Shakey]

...Chucks over pack of Werther's Originals...

 

[higthepig]

My Aunties Cousins Nieces Brother had a Toffey shop in Bolton.

 

[sandygib]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

 

[harryaitch]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

Afraid not, only sailors get nutty

 

[sgtpepperband]

...thought this thread was about penis size!

Small, but it fills a pram (and has got 13 stone pushing it in!)

 

[rosinacarley]

Nice! Not!

 

[sgtpepperband]

Nice! Not!

I think you'll find it's "KNOT" - this is a Naval website after all... :wink:

 

[rosinacarley]

Goodness me, someone is quick off the mark! have you not got anyone to brutalise tonight? No-one to falsely arrest? :wink:

 

[sgtpepperband]

Oi! I resemble that remark... what are you incinerating?!

 

[rosinacarley]

dunno really it is all a bit past your bedtime!

 

[sgtpepperband]

Why? You offering? I'm a big boy now - I don't even have to put on jimjams before I climb the wooden hill... :wink:

 

[SALTY]

Grinned pushed the wrong button, duh

 

[dt018a9667]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

Never mind you can have one of mine.

 

[FlagWagger]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

No, and you can spit out that one you've got in your mouth and put it back!

 

[sandygib]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

Never mind you can have one of mine.

Thanks dt always new sailors were a soft touch



I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

No, and you can spit out that one you've got in your mouth and put it back!

It's alright I never intended to swallow it anyway :wink:

 

[brigham600]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

Never mind you can have one of mine.

Thanks dt always new sailors were a soft touch



I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

No, and you can spit out that one you've got in your mouth and put it back!

It's alright I never intended to swallow it anyway :wink:

Thats not what your OH said. :wink: :lol:

 

[sandygib]

Poor deluded soul that he is :roll:

 

[Nutty]

As I did 12 and left before 1974 can I have a toffee in place of the Pension they won't give me.

I'm not bitter of Shotley Gate

Nutty