How long!?

[SALTY]

Did twelve years Merchant Navy.
My brother did twenty two in the RN.

 

[andym]

So what you after then?A free bag of sweets?

 

[Shakey]

...Chucks over pack of Werther's Originals...

 

[higthepig]

My Aunties Cousins Nieces Brother had a Toffey shop in Bolton.

 

[sandygib]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

 

[harryaitch]

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

Afraid not, only sailors get nutty

 

[sgtpepperband]

...thought this thread was about penis size!

Small, but it fills a pram (and has got 13 stone pushing it in!)

 

[rosinacarley]

Nice! Not!

 

[sgtpepperband]

Nice! Not!

I think you'll find it's "KNOT" - this is a Naval website after all... :wink:

 

[rosinacarley]

Goodness me, someone is quick off the mark! have you not got anyone to brutalise tonight? No-one to falsely arrest? :wink:

 

[sgtpepperband]

Oi! I resemble that remark... what are you incinerating?!

 

[rosinacarley]

dunno really it is all a bit past your bedtime!