How long!?

Did twelve years Merchant Navy.
My brother did twenty two in the RN.

 

So what you after then?A free bag of sweets?

 

...Chucks over pack of Werther's Originals...

 

My Aunties Cousins Nieces Brother had a Toffey shop in Bolton.

 

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

 

Afraid not, only sailors get nutty

 

...thought this thread was about penis size!

Small, but it fills a pram (and has got 13 stone pushing it in!)

 

Nice! Not!

 

I think you'll find it's "KNOT" - this is a Naval website after all... :wink:

 

Goodness me, someone is quick off the mark! have you not got anyone to brutalise tonight? No-one to falsely arrest? :wink:

 

Oi! I resemble that remark... what are you incinerating?!

 

dunno really it is all a bit past your bedtime!

 

Why? You offering? I'm a big boy now - I don't even have to put on jimjams before I climb the wooden hill... :wink:

 

Grinned pushed the wrong button, duh

 

Never mind you can have one of mine.

 

No, and you can spit out that one you've got in your mouth and put it back!

 

I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

Never mind you can have one of mine.

Thanks dt always new sailors were a soft touch



I never joined - does that mean I don't get a toffee?

No, and you can spit out that one you've got in your mouth and put it back!

It's alright I never intended to swallow it anyway :wink:

 

Thats not what your OH said. :wink: :lol:

 

Poor deluded soul that he is :roll:

 

As I did 12 and left before 1974 can I have a toffee in place of the Pension they won't give me.

I'm not bitter of Shotley Gate

Nutty