And here I was thinking that you were a real Hoccifer and you were a Wavy Navy officer all the time.
You do not deserve the title occifer or even hoccifer, I must remember that in future.
Thanks slim, I shall contemplate that lovely thought the next time I polish my rack of OSMs earned for doing some interesting things in interesting places. That's what a long time part time mil, full time Defence gets you these days (that and a fair few memories of things going bang very nearby).
Maybe it would perhaps be better if you called me a 'wofficer' ?