How dodgy are you?

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Lingyai, Feb 21, 2007.

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  1. How dodgy are you

    Ling's result...... Scoundrel

    More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500
     
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    woops,

    I'm Criminal

    122 years and £9500 fine, and I haden't even done everything wrong that they asked
     
  3. 17 years and £9500 in fines.
     
  4. I was just dodgy. Gorgor my score thought I think it was just a £900 fine still bad when my misses is a copper though. Ha
     
  5. my god my spelling and grammer is terrible,I`ll start again. Forgot my score though think it was just a £900 fine. Still bad when my misses is a copper. Ha
     
  6. I'm apparently:

    Dubious character
    Likely for 73.5 years clink
    &/or fined £4500

    :shock:
     
  7. 19 years in the slammer and a £9,500 fine
     
  8. Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £7500
     
  9. Don't know what I've done wrong on the jail time but methinks some on here may be stretching the truth a little ( as Jack does on occasions :wink: )

    :smile:
     
  10. yrs in prison..108 potential fine 9500 nawty boy :shock:
     
  11. makes note in diary .......must not masturbate in public whilst drunk on a sunday keying the neighbours car
     
  12. Oops:

    Crooked

    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500
     
  13. still got my halo :)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0
     
  14. Oooer.

    Risky
    I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
     
  15. Yoy bloody JESSIE! :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
  16. OH you Goody Goody you(like the avatar tho, speech bubble a bit weak)
     
  17. well im dubious,,21.5 years in prison but no fines,,,,
    omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,how cooooool is that...lol :twisted: :twisted: :shock:
     
  18. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    Decapitation for masturbation in Indonesia, makes going blind sound like a reward :lol:

    I'm a goody goody really only 5 1/2 years to do in the slammer :shock:
     
  19. 38 years in prison ,
    9500 fine ,
    & I thought I was a decent chap , :???:
     
  20. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I will exercise my right to say: "No comment!"

    :shock: :oops:
     

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