How dodgy are you?

#1
How dodgy are you

Ling's result...... Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500
 
#5
my god my spelling and grammer is terrible,I`ll start again. Forgot my score though think it was just a £900 fine. Still bad when my misses is a copper. Ha
 
#9
Don't know what I've done wrong on the jail time but methinks some on here may be stretching the truth a little ( as Jack does on occasions :wink: )

:smile:
 
#12
Oops:

Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500
 
#14
Oooer.

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
 

chieftiff

War Hero
Moderator
#18
Decapitation for masturbation in Indonesia, makes going blind sound like a reward :lol:

I'm a goody goody really only 5 1/2 years to do in the slammer :shock:
 
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