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How do you feel when you look in the mirror

I still see youngish Stan and don't feel particularly old although I probably am at near 53. I still eye up the talent try to dress cool in a mature way and avoid trying to smell of piss and talcum powder, but can't drink more than 3 pints without being up all night pissing (don't swamp - yet) I see some of my mates who dress like 60 year olds and look ready for the grave, should I buy a smoking jacket and book a burial plot in the local cemy?? Only nice replies please or I wiil come back and haunt the fcuking lot of you.
I even voted LibDem this year to try and prove my young at heart credentials. :(
 
Stan your just young yet .
I did as much shagging at 53 on as I was doing when I was 30 .

Dress clean and comfortable --if you can't handle the pints drink shorts !!


Keep smiling

G.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
stan_the_man said:
I still see youngish Stan and don't feel particularly old although I probably am at near 53. I still eye up the talent try to dress cool in a mature way and avoid trying to smell of piss and talcum powder, but can't drink more than 3 pints without being up all night pissing (don't swamp - yet) I see some of my mates who dress like 60 year olds and look ready for the grave, should I buy a smoking jacket and book a burial plot in the local cemy?? Only nice replies please or I wiil come back and haunt the fcuking lot of you.
I even voted LibDem this year to try and prove my young at heart credentials. :(

I feel great except I don't fit in the mirror as well as I used to.
Must get a bigger mirror. :)
 

bollotom

War Hero
66 and still looking like a whippersnapper. Think it must be a navy thing. We ex-matelots always look young...or our mirrors are fcuking wrong! Same on the three pints, though sometimes risk a fourth and a couple of rums. I reckon this retirement lark's a doddle. 8)
 

2badge_mango

War Hero
I try not to look any more. :cry: As for the 3 pints - defo a thing of the past. :oops: On the bright side though, I did manage to scupper a litre bottle of rum (varying the strength with water/coke) during an afternoon/evening barbecue last month. :lol: Was helping others into bed at 0400, and was last to turn in, with no sign of a hangover in the morning.
Am now practicing hard for my "surprise" 75th birthday bash in September. :wink:

2BM
 

Rumrat

War Hero
2badge_mango said:
I try not to look any more. :cry: As for the 3 pints - defo a thing of the past. :oops: On the bright side though, I did manage to scupper a litre bottle of rum (varying the strength with water/coke) during an afternoon/evening barbecue last month. :lol: Was helping others into bed at 0400, and was last to turn in, with no sign of a hangover in the morning.
Am now practicing hard for my "surprise" 75th birthday bash in September. :wink:

2BM

Jesus 2BM you just made me feel great again, I was thinking it's been 45 years since I enlisted, then I just realise you was 30 when I joined. :D :D :D :D :D
I'm a friggin sprog again. 8O :wink: :roll:
 

21_Man

War Hero
Oh Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?
You are xxxxxx, without a doubt
Roger mirror, Over and Out

Still works for me and always makes me laugh
 

w.anchor

War Hero
I had all the mirrors removed last year no point in having em. I just don't recognise the stupid old git staring back at me.With it's wig hanging over it's right eye and the false teeth in a jam jar of bleach and Vim by the sink :oops:
 

Sfub

Midshipman
In the mirror, I see a suave, debonair, steel eyed dealer of death with a twinkle in his eye. Strange then in photo's I look like a shambolic overweight tired wreck...
 

flymo

War Hero
I look at the reflection and think that if I were a bird I'd fcuk his brains out.

At 46 and 11 months I too am getting the same amount of sex now as I was when I were 20....bu44er all.
 

Ballistic

War Hero
Couldn't see myself in the mirror this morning because I fell asleep with my contact lenses still in and - as anyone who has experienced this knows - it makes you half blind for a while once you've removed them.

I don't care though because my local re-opened yesterday, (after being closed for 9 months due to the previous management's greed and incompetence), hence my state this morning after being on it all day yesterday.

Eyesight returning to normal now so I'm going to have a another look in the mirror to fool myself into thinking I still look essence prior to stumbling down to the pub and resuming my burbling conversation with the fantasy barmaid who's at least 30 years my junior. ( No chance but I can dream can't I?)

Happy times :eek:ccasion5:
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
21_Man said:
Oh Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?
You are xxxxxx, without a doubt
Roger mirror, Over and Out

Still works for me and always makes me laugh

On the wall must be a shoreside thing. As I remember it at sea...

Mirror mirror on my locker
who's the fairest me or Knocker
You are Pug without a doubt
Roger mirror, Over, Out. :wink:
 

seafarer1939

War Hero
I look and see in my minds eye the spitting image of a young Patrick Swazee,the wife says it's more like Patrick Moore from the Sky at night! I console myself knowing she has poor eyesight!
 
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