How Do You Decide Whom To Marry?

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  1. Well I thought this amusing and quite true!!....read on..




    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)




    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10




    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10





    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    -- Camille, age 10





    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8





    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8





    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)




    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10






    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?


    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

    -- Craig, age 9







    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


    When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7




    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    - - Curt, age 7




    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8







    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?


    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)







    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?


    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8





    And the No1 Favourite is........





    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?



    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10 (right on son - you got it)
     
  2. lol (<<<that's all I have to say)
     
  3. Dude, thats just made me loose a bit of wee in my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
     
  4. Kids are just so honest, pmsl
     
  5. HOW WOULD YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY

    wether she has great norks, a house, a willing mate for the on-week, a liberal view of beer/football/masturbation/beer/porn/beer/shaving downstairs

    Shag-shacker (aged 35)

    PS - fcuk it alright then a pulse
     
  6. Noticed you said "beer" three times, you don't masturbate too often then?? :whew: :whew:
     
  7. i cant it takes me several hours to get the stuff off the curtains
     
  8. Dirty barstwerd... :thumright: ...wafu?
     
  9. 17 years man and boy all on the birds of freedom - when they werent on jacks.

    me a dirty barstard :rambo: - im not the one needing to inflict capital punishment because i cant get a girl the normal way - ie rohypnol :hump:
     
  10. BZ Stripey. Is it true? :roll:
     
  11. ....nowt wrong with '' on-week ''...they are horny as hell, its just a bit messy . :dwarf:
     

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