Hotel Encounter

The_Caretaker

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good looking bloke was walking through a hotel lounge when he bumped into an attractive woman. He apologised, saying "If your heart is as soft as your breast, you'll forgive me"
The woman replied saying "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 325"
 
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