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hot tub vino fizz and ****

Ah as they say you can take the kid out of the council house but you can't take the council house out of the kid got meself a 8 seater hot tub 40 degrees in winter I can wank meself stupid the jiz gets absorbed by the chemicals got me pension work 2 days a week just wish I could shag next doors missus - 22 big tits but hates knobs like me with grey hair and a fender belly. Please post if I am missing something or just make me jealous.
PS fcuk off I'm happy as I am
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
No need to ask her for permission Stan, just burst in and give her a rohypnolcollada.

I don't need to do this, as I'm fcuking diveroonies!!
 

Blackrat

War Hero
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Stan you are clearly insane and if you speak like you write, you must sound like a GPMG firing on fixed lines. However, your post made me smile. Now get over that fence and give this neighbour of yours some surprise sex.
 
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