hot tub vino fizz and jizz

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by stan_the_man, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. Ah as they say you can take the kid out of the council house but you can't take the council house out of the kid got meself a 8 seater hot tub 40 degrees in winter I can wank meself stupid the jiz gets absorbed by the chemicals got me pension work 2 days a week just wish I could shag next doors missus - 22 big tits but hates knobs like me with grey hair and a fender belly. Please post if I am missing something or just make me jealous.
    PS fcuk off I'm happy as I am
     
  2. No need to ask her for permission Stan, just burst in and give her a rohypnolcollada.

    I don't need to do this, as I'm fcuking diveroonies!!
     
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Stan you are clearly insane and if you speak like you write, you must sound like a GPMG firing on fixed lines. However, your post made me smile. Now get over that fence and give this neighbour of yours some surprise sex.
     

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