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Hot Poodle Danger

Don't gulp down the new Donar Kebab Pot Noodle with their chili sauce unless you have at least:

1. Cold water within arm's reach
2. No taste buds
3. A bog roll in the fridge

It certainly cured my hangover and blocked nose, unfortunately my ringpiece will bear the brunt of the onslaught in about eight hours. :cry:
 

Sniffemout

Lantern Swinger
Hideous said:
Don't gulp down the new Donar Kebab Pot Noodle with their chili sauce unless you have at least:

1. Cold water within arm's reach
2. No taste buds
3. A bog roll in the fridge

It certainly cured my hangover and blocked nose, unfortunately my ringpiece will bear the brunt of the onslaught in about eight hours. :cry:

Ah Pot Noodle, a Brummies packed lunch. :oops:

But on the same list as a Yorkie Bar, its not for Girls. 8O :D
 

Jimmy_Green

War Hero
Hideous said:
Don't gulp down the new Donar Kebab Pot Noodle with their chili sauce unless you have at least:

1. Cold water within arm's reach
2. No taste buds
3. A bog roll in the fridge

It certainly cured my hangover and blocked nose, unfortunately my ringpiece will bear the brunt of the onslaught in about eight hours. :cry:

Are you meeting up with Ron Jeremy then?
 

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