Are these not the items of attire worn by ladies with a somewhat ample posterier (or fat arse) ...and when said pants fail to provide the desired results (Significantly reduce the perceived or actual size of said 'fat arse'), the pants shoulder all of the blame?
The more opaque and matte the tights the better and the shorts must have a few inches gap around the thighs in order not to create the "blancmange cut with cheese wire" effect when trying to sit in an elegant, ladylike manner.
But in truth... it is not a look I don myself. You need longer legs than me in order to carry it off well.
We've already established I'm not a 'wah' so sod off! *with love*
Every female on here is suspected of being one... surely your suspicious nature must become tedious to you after a while? I would ponder on why men aren't accused of this but it's obvious - women don't care enough to bother with it all.
Back to the thread - I witnessed a lass today with black leggings so tight you could actually see her pink thong through the material that was stretched so dangerously over her fat buttocks as she waddled along... that my dear, is not hot. Surely she must have known this before stepping out the door? And thought it was 'hot'?! That said, it was like a car crash or spotting a dead body spilling blood out onto the pavement - I couldn't take my eyes off the disaster that had wibbled and wobbled into my vision. The bloke I was with questioned whether or not we should tell her... I declined as I had visions of being suffocated to death by her blatantly cellulite cottage cheese arse.
I knew a Yarpie lass (Biblically) on the Guzz / Leeds train with thighs like that. She kept waffling on about some sort of kelp pills she took to reduce her thighs. I personally thought she was wasting her time, but as I had an ulterior motive, I refrained from telling her