hong kong dong

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  1. Hong Kong Dong
    On his last night in Hong Kong Jack decided to invest the last of his dollers on a local female .

    three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his penis.

    He went to the MA who, after hearing of his activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.

    Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Joe contacted the MO and showed him the green growth. Dr. Smith said, "I am sorry but the MA is correct. We must amputate right away".

    Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time.

    He went to Dr. Chu Wong. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said

    "These Navy Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop chop. Amputation not necesally."

    Joe was relieved.

    Dr. Wong said "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."
     

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