Homosexuality - It's just not for me.

witsend

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Montigny_La_Palisse said:
witsend said:
There must be sometime about this bumming malarkey, but being a selfish [email protected] I'm not taking one for the team. I do however Monty, expect you to take your research a step further and produce a full report on my screen by 11am sunday morning.
No snags mate, will do.
Be careful with any money shots you post, its gets you banned.
 
witsend said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
witsend said:
There must be sometime about this bumming malarkey, but being a selfish [email protected] I'm not taking one for the team. I do however Monty, expect you to take your research a step further and produce a full report on my screen by 11am sunday morning.
No snags mate, will do.
Be careful with any money shots you post, its gets you banned.
There'll be no money shots, I'm shooting my muck right up the clay pipe.
 

witsend

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Montigny_La_Palisse said:
witsend said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
witsend said:
There must be sometime about this bumming malarkey, but being a selfish [email protected] I'm not taking one for the team. I do however Monty, expect you to take your research a step further and produce a full report on my screen by 11am sunday morning.
No snags mate, will do.
Be careful with any money shots you post, its gets you banned.
There'll be no money shots, I'm shooting my muck right up the clay pipe.
A cream pie man, now thats dedication to your research. I salute you mate!!!!
 
I'm sorry Monty baby, but to do your research comprehensivly you've got to kiss and entwine tongues with Witsend. You must also get excited when you spot a leather clad bear. Perhaps wearing the right gear would help: tight, faded denim jeans, white t-shirt, cropped haircut and action sailor fuzz. I expect to see you at 0545 Sunday ready for action! :lol:

PS: Don't forget to bring your teddy!
 
thingy said:
I'm sorry Monty baby, but to do your research comprehensivly you've got to kiss and entwine tongues with Witsend. You must also get excited when you spot a leather clad bear. Perhaps wearing the right gear would help: tight, faded denim jeans, white t-shirt, cropped haircut and action sailor fuzz. I expect to see you at 0545 Sunday ready for action! :lol:

PS: Don't forget to bring your teddy!
I worry about you boy :roll:
 
NZ_Bootneck said:
Watch out Monty, he'll call the rozzers on you.
Or was that the taking umbrage at Internet punch up threats? :roll:
Last time I called the filth was when I saw a really bad mugging - they didn't turn up. :roll:
 
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
witsend said:
There must be sometime about this bumming malarkey, but being a selfish [email protected] I'm not taking one for the team. I do however Monty, expect you to take your research a step further and produce a full report on my screen by 11am sunday morning.
No snags mate, will do.
Montagny, I suspect, against all site conventional wisdom, that you are a little tight 'down below', and as a consequence are holding back from the full Bufty experience.
May I suggest using these?


Starting with the smallest, insert progressively larger sizes up your starfish, until you feel sufficiently slack to fully enjoy the rough and tumble of gay life.
 
chaffed_and_tender said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
witsend said:
There must be sometime about this bumming malarkey, but being a selfish [email protected] I'm not taking one for the team. I do however Monty, expect you to take your research a step further and produce a full report on my screen by 11am sunday morning.
No snags mate, will do.
Montagny, I suspect, against all site conventional wisdom, that you are a little tight 'down below', and as a consequence are holding back from the full Bufty experience.
May I suggest using these?


Starting with the smallest, insert progressively larger sizes up your starfish, until you feel sufficiently slack to fully enjoy the rough and tumble of gay life.
C&T...WTF shippers?, seriously...WTF?

These look as if they should be loaded onto some sort of Missile Launcher!
 

witsend

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thingy said:
I'm sorry Monty baby, but to do your research comprehensivly you've got to kiss and entwine tongues with Witsend.
thingy, please keep your fantasies to yourself. You know what happened at your last confession when you spoke of these thoughts, your father was appalled and put you over his knee for a spot of correctional action.
 

seafarer1939

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There has been such an enormous response to Monty that I have decided to write a song based on this thread.
I can get the lyrics from the posters replies,
Title may well be
"Stretch out my hoop you Mother!"kinda rap song or perhaps
"The Bell End Blues" sort of West Coast 6/8 beat.
I'm sure it will be a great hit unlike my previous great idea "Gay porn jigsaws!" thought I was on a winner there just imagining all those sitting on Brighton beach looking for the jigsaw piece that had the brown polo mint imprinted.
Never took off,I'll try the tune though!
 
Trooped_Again said:
chaffed_and_tender said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
witsend said:
There must be sometime about this bumming malarkey, but being a selfish [email protected] I'm not taking one for the team. I do however Monty, expect you to take your research a step further and produce a full report on my screen by 11am sunday morning.
No snags mate, will do.
Montagny, I suspect, against all site conventional wisdom, that you are a little tight 'down below', and as a consequence are holding back from the full Bufty experience.
May I suggest using these?


Starting with the smallest, insert progressively larger sizes up your starfish, until you feel sufficiently slack to fully enjoy the rough and tumble of gay life.
C&T...WTF shippers?, seriously...WTF?

These look as if they should be loaded onto some sort of Missile Launcher!
Those, believe it or not, are medical instruments. They are called bougies, and are designed to help slacken up ladies who are sporting a bit of a mouse's ear.
 
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