Homosexuality - It's just not for me.

Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Rumrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
I fucking love benders.
Don't eat too many at one sitting. :roll: :wink:
I wonder how many is too many? I've got a fairly big gob, it would take more than one throbbing, engorged glans to fill it.
Well three so far is my limit, but a man of your calibre should beat that... :lol:
 
type42stoker said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Rumrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
I fucking love benders.
Don't eat too many at one sitting. :roll: :wink:
I wonder how many is too many? I've got a fairly big gob, it would take more than one throbbing, engorged glans to fill it.
Well three so far is my limit, but a man of your calibre should beat that... :lol:
Hope you didn't talk during it though, thats bad manners. :D
 
Rumrat said:
type42stoker said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Rumrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
I fucking love benders.
Don't eat too many at one sitting. :roll: :wink:
I wonder how many is too many? I've got a fairly big gob, it would take more than one throbbing, engorged glans to fill it.
Well three so far is my limit, but a man of your calibre should beat that... :lol:
Hope you didn't talk during it though, thats bad manners. :D
And to think that until I came on RR I thought fellatio was a Greek Island. :oops:
 
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type42stoker said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Rumrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
I fucking love benders.
Don't eat too many at one sitting. :roll: :wink:
I wonder how many is too many? I've got a fairly big gob, it would take more than one throbbing, engorged glans to fill it.
Well three so far is my limit, but a man of your calibre should beat that... :lol:
Ha, you have thrown down the gauntlet sir. It's a quad-gobble for the win tonight then.
 
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
type42stoker said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Rumrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
I fucking love benders.
Don't eat too many at one sitting. :roll: :wink:
I wonder how many is too many? I've got a fairly big gob, it would take more than one throbbing, engorged glans to fill it.
Well three so far is my limit, but a man of your calibre should beat that... :lol:
Ha, you have thrown down the gauntlet sir. It's a quad-gobble for the win tonight then.
Just shove spaceman99 in your gob, you'll never get a bigger prick than that.
 
Rumrat said:
type42stoker said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Rumrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
I fucking love benders.
Don't eat too many at one sitting. :roll: :wink:
I wonder how many is too many? I've got a fairly big gob, it would take more than one throbbing, engorged glans to fill it.
Well three so far is my limit, but a man of your calibre should beat that... :lol:
Hope you didn't talk during it though, thats bad manners. :D

Naaw oov corsh naat :roll:
 
While we are here, fisting, do they have a good enema before they kick off ?, was watching my oppo's porn and 2 blokes were opening up a birds hoop with some metal contraption, BOTH of them then rammed their arms up to the elbow !, fcuking depraved. I would imagine after a few sessions like that a plug would be of little use, send a tiff and a couple of stokers from aft section base to shore the bastard up.
Never seen a dog or cat fisting, ''Mate, just had a pedicure at the vets, fancy some hoop stretching paw action''....so is it only humans that practice this ?. S'pose any shots of chimps in nature progs sticking an inquisitive digit or two up their mates hoop would be edited out.

Monty, have you done anymore research since your last post.
 
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Never seen a dog or cat fisting, ''Mate, just had a pedicure at the vets, fancy some hoop stretching paw action''....so is it only humans that practice this ?. S'pose any shots of chimps in nature progs sticking an inquisitive digit or two up their mates hoop would be edited out.

Monty, have you done anymore research since your last post.
No mate, I lost my funding.
 

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Lantern Swinger
If you want to see some real benders they are playing Brazil tonight, be a good insight to see how they operate Oh and Bump
 
It's been a long summer leave, I've been back from my holiday a while, all my selfish mates have jobs or are in prison, the missus is out soliciting and the kids are in the cellar, so I have to find ways of filling my day.

Anyway, whilst out for a run today, I saw a number of extremely hot chicks doing the same, nicely toned in tiny little shorts, sweat glistening off their tanned calves, brilliant. As I was passing the Angel of the North though, I saw two fat ugly middle aged dudes holding hands, one then proceeded to delicatley stroke the small of his oppos back "ooh look" thought I "Gayers".

Now, it was a long run and my ipod charge had died so my mind began to work overtime, why? Why? with all these amazing chicks around do dudes fancy dudes? Women are AWESOME they have tits and fannys and no beards and nice legs and they just rock. Why wouldn't you want to have sex with as many of them as possible?

At home, this conundrum continued to bug me, then I had a Eureka moment "ASS-LOVE!" It is the only explanation, I like a good ring dhoby plus I know chicks that dig it too, perhaps some blokes just love it up their ricker so much that they can't be arsed with chicks.

So, in the bath I tested the theory by ramming a finger up my hoop... nothing, I tried having a wank at the same time.. nothing, it just felt like trying to have a wank whilst needing a big sh1t. I decided that finger was too small so tried to cram a foamburst can up there, no joy. So I concluded that my theory was rubbish and fcuked it off.

I then proceeded upstairs and put on a pair of my missus jeans, one of her t-shirts and tied a desert shemagh around my neck to complete "the look" and tried watching X factor, Big Brother, a Brittney Spears bio on E! and some Gok Wan, I even tried watching some Tennis but no, I still just wanted to go and rag some bird. The internet provided some gay porn but that just made my laugh and I kept getting distracted by littlemissspunkguzzler69 from Sunderland IM'ing me to meet up for a fcuk and to show me her webcam vids.

So my dabble with homosexuality has come to an end, and sorry, it just isn't for me. You can't say I haven't tried though, and feel I have an improved understanding of our beef brethren.

I just don't like dudes.
Well you seem to have a lot to say on the subject for someone who claims homosexuality isn`t for them.
 
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