Homework Question

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  1. A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father "Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"
    His dad thinks and then says "Right-o son, go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."

    The boy toddles off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would!
    She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."

    "OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question." The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!"So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your brother if he'd sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!""Well there you have it, son," said his dad.

    "Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."
     
  2. Teacher asks class of 8yr olds to be observant on their way home and see if they recognise anything to do with sex, next day Nancy reports that on the way home she saw one dog on top of another, ''Is that sex Miss''......''Yes it is Nancy, good observation, anyone else?''
    David took a short cut through the zoo and spotted one elephant on top of the other, ''Is that sex Miss''......''Yes it is David, again good observation'' . Billy at the back of the class pipes up..''Miss, I was watching tv with my dad last night and 4 indians were on top of John Wayne, is that sex''.......''Of course not Billy''.....Billy turns to his mate....''Told you it would take more than 4 indians to **** John Wayne''
     

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