Home from the sea!

Jacks been away for nearly a year walking up his street, kicks the front door down flings his hold all in the front room, grabs his missus and shags her knee trembler style up against the kitchen door, when he's finished he changes and goes down the pub. He sees his mate who asks " Good trip?" "Yeah" he replies, His mate asks, "Thought you'd be out with your missus tonight, first night home, where is she?" "Trying to get the kitchen door nob out of her arse!" :laughing2:

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