In case anyone is ever afflicted with the desire to book an 'all-inclusive' at Hotel Polynesia, Benalmadena on the Costa Del Sol... Don't! For a start 'al'l is not included. Not even coffee and tea in the rooms. The staff feel free to laugh in your face when you ask for something, you'll spend more time queueing for drinks (that you have paid for) than drinking them, the water park consists of three puddles (two of them are a bus ride away) and the scran is gash. Thought I'd share that. Good advice for folks booking holidays and cathartic for me.