Good fecking effort. Too many Jacks think a good run ashore just involves getting dressed up and then getting pished.
WRONG, these are just the preliminaries.
The local authorities ie Mayors and Councillors, Police and Businessmen must all vent their spleen at the CO the AM after as Jack and Royal have stolen, vandalised and been obnoxious throughout their lovely Ville.
The CO then clears lower decks and bans every last mother's son from going ashore.
Astonished Jack and Royal then seethe. :twisted:
I feel so awful about all the loot we decorated our gunrooms with. Maidstone had a row of illuminated tops from petrol pumps, Newfoundland had (tops) a large brass gong liberated from outside a Singapore police station without anyone noticing .. and, briefly, HMS Modeste's Battle Honours board.
Can we have a whip round to compensate these public spirited matelots for their services to nutrition and protecting children from Ronald's seducing them into eating unhealthy scran. No wonder Stephen King modelled his sinister clown character on Ronald!