HIV+ Matelot Chaplain Forcibly Sodomises Air Force Colonel

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Bergen, Dec 6, 2007.

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  1. Why conduct unbecoming?

    "Lee offered the underage midshipman alcohol, engaged in sex acts, asked him to take nude photographs of Lee and e-mailed him pornographic photos of naked men, according to the documents".

    1. He gave away alcohol
    2. He asked him to take the phots, it should have been given as an order!
  3. Not really Bergen, it's just what I would have done.............DOH!
  4. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    Well, that's why this bugger got the job wasn't it? No doubt his bishop will fix him up somewhere else, maybe in Latin America.

    I suspect that 'conduct unbecoming' is a catch-all safety net charge to make sure the USN can get rid of him. Meanwhile he can prey for skin in the stockade.
  5. Re: HIV+ Matelot Chaplain Forcibly Sodomises Air Force Col

    Nice to see the high moral and ethical standards of the 'One True Faith' are being maintained!
    Wot no sheep, fecking lightweight!
  6. Re: HIV+ Matelot Chaplain Forcibly Sodomises Air Force Col

    It's not so easy trying to get those feckin sheep drunk and pose naked in the choir :bball:
  7. Thats not what my sheep says.
  8. Ewe said that?

    Semper Strenuissima
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Re: HIV+ Matelot Chaplain Forcibly Sodomises Air Force Col

    is "conduct unbecoming" the same as getting done by Army act 69 (?) basically they can do you for anything...?
  10. At last, the Navy is fcuking the Air Force in the arse for a change.
  11. Now I know what the Sky Pilot meant when he asked me " Do you HAVE to get married, my son ?"
    "No Padre, not yet".
    To which he replied "Well BUGGER ME".
  12. I feel sorry for the snotties. I mean it's bad enough getting a padre's bottle brush cleaning out your arse, but to have to endure boring sermons as well.
  13. Perhaps the Sky Pilot thought he had a divine right to roger them.
    Hope he blessed it first!
  14. mean the girls in your new avatar :rendeer: :rendeer:

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