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#1
Apologies if its already been posted, couldn't find Slims version anywhere as no doubt its in the Liverpool Echo/post (his daily read now), and contains his two favourite things. ;P

Woman jailed for testicle attack
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
 
#3
I only read it cos it showed up as the most emailed story today on the Beeb. Must be a slow news day....good job I elected to put it where it belongs and not in current affairs... :safe:
 
#4
Funny, can't understand why she tried to swallow the object. I mean it's not part of the recipe for that well known Liverpudlian dish Scouse.
 
#6
slim said:
Funny, can't understand why she tried to swallow the object. I mean it's not part of the recipe for that well known Liverpudlian dish Scouse.
LobScouse was always made with some pretty iffy meat, but never Rocky Mountain oysters/Montana tendergroin......

You can tell she wasn't a proper scouser, after all it touched the sides.....
 
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