Apologies if its already been posted, couldn't find Slims version anywhere as no doubt its in the Liverpool Echo/post (his daily read now), and contains his two favourite things. ;P Woman jailed for testicle attack http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.