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I suppose that those folk who like to watch people having a crap over a mirror might be considered to be perverted?
 

G_Rivet

Badgeman
josiecats said:
Lingyai said:
WOLF BAGGING

basically you gag someone during
rear entry, produces vaginal/anal clenching.

bitches pussy was so loose i had to wolf bag her to get a good clench

Yeah baby, Yeah !
oh my god,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,shock.... horro,,,, revulsion....

Revolting Gits. May your God's go with you.
 
Lamri said:
Josie have you ever been teabagged m'love? :grin: :grin:


"In the course of its history, marmalade has generated at least a couple of myths for which the Scots must accept some responsibility. One involves the belief that it gets its name from Mary Queen of Scots, as below. Another is that it was an invention of Janet Keiller, whose Dundee family built the first marmalade factory in 1797. In fact, marmalade made its first appearance in both England and Scotland in wooden boxes. It was a solid sugary mass of marmelos‚ (quinces), exported from Portugal, and first mentioned as marmelada‚ in port records at the end of the fifteenth century."

There you go shipmate ;)

LoadaBollocks

Lime and/or Orange Jam was named Marmalade in the late 60's after a Pop Group of the same name (although they were JOCKS!)
 

Shakey

War Hero
higthepig said:
I suppose that those folk who like to watch people having a crap over a mirror might be considered to be perverted?

I can't see a glass topped coffee table without smiling, there's always an urban myth that goes round when you're at school about someone who made his girlfriend shit on a glass table whilst he lied down underneath it watching and wanking at the same time.
 

terry_rice

Lantern Swinger
Shakey said:
higthepig said:
I suppose that those folk who like to watch people having a crap over a mirror might be considered to be perverted?

I can't see a glass topped coffee table without smiling, there's always an urban myth that goes round when you're at school about someone who made his girlfriend shit on a glass table whilst he lied down underneath it watching and wanking at the same time.

Gets me a stiffy on every time I think about it !!!
 

bigbaddog

Banned
What would chairs look like if your knees were on the backs of your legs?
If someone invented a liquid that could dissolve everything.....what
the fog would you stow it in? Where does your lap go when you stand up?
What is the plural of mongoose? AAARRggghhhhhhhhh!!!!
 
terry_rice said:
Shakey said:
higthepig said:
I suppose that those folk who like to watch people having a crap over a mirror might be considered to be perverted?

I can't see a glass topped coffee table without smiling, there's always an urban myth that goes round when you're at school about someone who made his girlfriend shit on a glass table whilst he lied down underneath it watching and wanking at the same time.

Gets me a stiffy on every time I think about it !!!

I have never quite got over this but...

I once walked into a mess deck (unit and exact mess deck not mentioned to protect the not so innocent :lol: ) to do the shakes prior to the long morning to be faced by a man tied face up to a pussers rectangular table, the sort with silver legs and white tops(imagine the crab races you used to do in the gym), stark bollock naked whilst another of his mess mates tried to shit on his chest....cheered on by the rest of the mess......needless to say I didnt bother with the shakes !!! when asked later why they would do this it was stated that it was his birthday as if that explained it :grin: :grin: :shock:

I hasten to add that this particular mess deck had more than its share of nasty horrible people but in my time associated with it generated a plethora of dits !! :mrgreen:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Hot Monocle = spaff on her eye following deep throat

Bummilingus = like cunnilingus but... :wink:

Tromboning = giving a hand job whilst performing bummilingus

Dutch Eye Patch = dunking your scrotum in your lover's eye socket (variation on teabagging)

Figging = female masturbation using peeled ginger root (gives orgasmic buzz, as ginger gets into blood stream quicker!)

Seagulling = performing dual handraulic masturbation, whilst giving head (cf: open mouth and flapping arms, like a winged bird)

Aladdin = on completion of a offering your lover a Hot Monocle, you say: "Aaah - and you've got two wishes left!"

The GPMG = one below MILF (cf: Looks promising at long distance, but very messy at close range)

Actually, I thin all sex is disgusting and degrading... (if it's done properly) :twisted:
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Not enough, if any, sheep shagging here. Why? Are the age old prejudicies rearing their ugly heads. Have any of you who knock ewe ferkin ever tried it, you might like it, especially with a frisky merino.
And also not enough info on Ginga love in the Royal Navy/ Royal Marines, you lot are so mean. I'm going to get all huffy!!
 

Karma

War Hero
Stillabunting said:
I hasten to add that this particular mess deck had more than its share of nasty horrible people but in my time associated with it generated a plethora of dits !! :mrgreen:

Stewards and chefs then....
 
Karma said:
Stillabunting said:
I hasten to add that this particular mess deck had more than its share of nasty horrible people but in my time associated with it generated a plethora of dits !! :mrgreen:

Stewards and chefs then....

Nope......note the watchkeeping reference !! :lol: :lol:
 

dt018a9667

War Hero
Stillabunting said:
Karma said:
Stillabunting said:
I hasten to add that this particular mess deck had more than its share of nasty horrible people but in my time associated with it generated a plethora of dits !! :mrgreen:

Stewards and chefs then....

Nope......note the watchkeeping reference !! :lol: :lol:


Just got to be the stokers then :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Ooooh I heard a rumour that we are getting our bounty in April!

Cakes all round!

PS and Always you are one sick puppy! Water polo indeed! Whatever happened to happy scrapping or a bit of crochet?
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
Stillabunting said:
Karma said:
Stillabunting said:
I hasten to add that this particular mess deck had more than its share of nasty horrible people but in my time associated with it generated a plethora of dits !! :mrgreen:

Stewards and chefs then....

Nope......note the watchkeeping reference !! :lol: :lol:

Comms mess :wink:
 
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