High expectations?

#1
With the likes of TV shows and films, such as Vampire Diaries, Tru Blood and the Twilight Saga..............do women (and the odd man), have high expectations of what a man/lover should be?

Lets take it apart and have a closer look;

The 'characters' that are popular and iconic are dead, survive by drinking blood, strong, very aggressive, killers and have an aversion to the sun.

But on the upper hand, you can think of the advantages;

* He won't eat you out of house and home (although, that could lead to chubby thigh syndrome)

* He won't fidget in bed

* He's always hard when you need him to be

* He won't ever complain about having 'Man Flu'


Are we all just raving necrophilic fantasizers?
 

tug1970

Lantern Swinger
#6
Necrophiles no, high expectations no, good looks no, only 2 requirements with my woman good cook and a good F**k, rich would be nice but you cant have everything. Ok she doesn't have to cook :wink: :D
 
#7
There is no need to keep starting threads to illustrate your low moral standards and slutty tendencies to me. You just PM me and I come over and mess you up a little.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
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Book Reviewer
#9
Jenny_Dabber said:
...But on the upper hand, you can think of the advantages:

* He won't eat you out of house and home (although, that could lead to chubby thigh syndrome)

* He won't fidget in bed

* He's always hard when you need him to be

* He won't ever complain about having 'Man Flu'...
* Willing to go down on you when you're on blob?! 8O :evil2:
 
#11
Its all about wanting the one you cant have, the unobtainable. Stephenie Meyer's twatlight is about West side story and Grease with a dash of AnnE Rice and Bram Stoker (with much shorter words, big type and less sex), and has more to do with her emo high school experience and some popular bloke that didnt know she existed, than any literary aspiration.

Id say "sex n the city" has more to do with womens daffy expectations of perfection these days. "Mad Men" is more like the male perspective, even seen from the female characters.
 
#13
WreckerL said:
Long time no see JD and you've just described Mrs WreckerL to a T
Good to see you too!

That's one heck of a woman you got there :lol:

As for being on the blob................ 8O good enough reason though, least it saves money feeding him
 
#17
stan_the_man said:
JonnoJonno said:
There is no need to keep starting threads to illustrate your low moral standards and slutty tendencies to me. You just PM me and I come over and mess you up a little.
Two's up shippers
Of course buddy; you've got a chainmail glove yes? I like to slash and through my viagra haze of blood-shot tunnel vision I have difficulty discerning 'neck' from 'accomplice'.
 

RadioSilence

Lantern Swinger
#18
To be honest, my only expectations of a bloke are that he buys me a drink beforehand, and that he looks half decent. Though to be honest, if he accosts me somewhere where I can't see him - say a dark alley, then his looks become rather irrelevant.

Oh, and on second thoughts, that drink is probably not essential! :D :)
 
#20
bikerman said:
Ships cat it's" Anne Rice" :p and it's nice to see a thread a bit deviant started by a woman :D
Blimey the spelling police are in early tonight. I'm surprised you didn't make me write out Anne O'Brien Rice 1000 times.....I bet if I'd misspelled twatlights authoresses' name you'd have let it lie....
 

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