Oh God its back .... Cowells' smug mug staring at me advertising the next round of "Britians Fuckwits Retards" ... so far I have managed to avoid / ignore the request of Mrs MG to record the inane drivel ... but then I got to thinking ... Is Cowell the mastermind of all the "xxxx got Talent" around the world??? Not only have we got "Britains Got Talent" ... and lets face it if a fcuking dog can win that what hope have we got ... then we have "USA's Got Talent" ... fat burger munching Septics Cheerleaders leaping about ... OK that one had some promise ... but a couple of weeks ago flicking through the channels in my hotel room was the best one yet ... "Arabs Got Talent" ... snake charmers ... belly dancers and suicide bombers - although that could have been a re-run of "Achmed the Dead Terrorist"! So what we want is "Jacks Got Talent!" ... so what act do you want to audition with??????????