Hide the remote! Cowells' back on the box!

MG Maniac

War Hero
Oh God its back .... Cowells' smug mug staring at me advertising the next round of "Britians Fuckwits Retards" ... so far I have managed to avoid / ignore the request of Mrs MG to record the inane drivel ... but then I got to thinking ... Is Cowell the mastermind of all the "xxxx got Talent" around the world??? Not only have we got "Britains Got Talent" ... and lets face it if a fcuking dog can win that what hope have we got ... then we have "USA's Got Talent" ... fat burger munching Septics Cheerleaders leaping about ... OK that one had some promise ... but a couple of weeks ago flicking through the channels in my hotel room was the best one yet ... "Arabs Got Talent" ... snake charmers ... belly dancers and suicide bombers - although that could have been a re-run of "Achmed the Dead Terrorist"!

So what we want is "Jacks Got Talent!" ... so what act do you want to audition with??????????


War Hero
Synchronized formation piss up.
The idea is that everyone ends up pissed on the floor of the pub(hopefully the same pub) collapsed in symmetric patterns.


War Hero
Super Moderator
Synchronized full house after a game of golf down Gib Main Street, I've seen enough do that to make it popular.


War Hero
I think BGT was nicked from Jacks grab a gronk game, table of judges, up trots Jacks with gronk, judges vote on performance in grabbing gronk and uglyness , we should get a percentage