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Discussion in 'Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting' started by boyle_46, Oct 14, 2009.

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  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Don't worry, the solution is at hand. Apparently, a little known medical fact is that injecting yourself with heroin neutralizes the trace of weed. The traces of heroin will be gone in days and you should look forward to joining up drug free.
     
  3. there is a pish test test but couldn't tell if it checks for drugs or not.
     
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  5. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You could also try drinking your own urine to mask the trace. Its ironically known as "taking the piss".
     
  6. They dont do no drug test so you should be ok. ;)
     
  7. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Whilst there is always the chance of rising to yet another dreary "Nailz" thread, it's probably still worth pointing out that there's a zero tolerance drugs policy.

    Surely someone wouldn't make a post about taking drugs with a traceable username? Then again....

    The policy:

    The last sentence refers to those that report an instance of having their drink or food spiked before knowing they are about to undergo a random drugs test. Everyone that has a drugs test claims they've been spiked incidentally, but usually they only bother to mention it when they know they're about to lose their job.

    All trainees are now drugs tested during phase one training - a positive result is curtains I'm afraid.
     
  8. O boy....... But then again i have had some out of character moments as no doubt people on here have, just not like yours.
     
  9. Although if as your username suggests your surname is Boyle then any eagle-eyed AFCO staff may well just add a drugs test to your medical as an extra special treat.

    Smoking weed isn't cool, its the hobby of soap dodging hippies, have a pint instead - its good for the soul.
     
  10. Class!

    8)
     
  11. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    :lol:
     
  12. Hello noob. Noob? Where's he gone? :roll:
     
  13. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    :lol: Hmmn, touched a nerve then?
     

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