Hey Lads...

Hey Lads,

My first post here! Heard about navy-net from some mates in the RAF over on the goat and thought I'd join up and get in on some of the banter :)

A wee joke:

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

First you pray it will keep still. Then you **** it, then pray again it will be tender and not "salty" when you eat it.
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Although I never heard "kill the Infidel" as a pre dinner chant before.
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