Hey Lads...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by mattheww65, Aug 2, 2012.

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  1. Hey Lads,

    My first post here! Heard about navy-net from some mates in the RAF over on the goat and thought I'd join up and get in on some of the banter :)

    A wee joke:

    A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

  2. First off, I have seen this "fear the goat" shit. WTF?
  3. What makes you think all members of this forum are male?
  4. Or talk to crabs and their associates?
  5. Mentioning Goats should bring Rumrat wandering in, will he fcuk it or eat it
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  6. Or pray to it.
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  7. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer


    Is it some crab masonic sexual healing technique?
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Go on, Matt - tell us another. That one was brilliant!!

  9. Sorry... Lads/Ladettes/Undecided/Unknown...

    Perhaps something to do with this?
    The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation
  10. When ever they do their ceremonial bit there are Goats involved, how do they put up with the smell.
  11. First you pray it will keep still. Then you **** it, then pray again it will be tender and not "salty" when you eat it.
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    Although I never heard "kill the Infidel" as a pre dinner chant before.

  12. The goats get used to it.
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