HERO

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  1. > >> Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester.
    > >>
    > >> Suddenly one of them is attacked by a Rottweiler which clamps
    its
    >
    > >> mouth around the kids neck.
    > >>
    > >> The other kid, seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one
    of
    >the
    > >> sticks they were using as a goal post, puts it through the dogs
    >collar,
    > >> and using all his strength twists it until the dogs neck breaks
    and
    >his
    > >> friend is saved.
    > >>
    > >> This is all seen by a local newspaper reporter who sees a
    >possible
    > >> national headline in the incident, and goes over to the kids.
    > >> "That was really heroic" he says "I can see it now 'Heroic
    United
    >fan
    >
    > >> risks life to save best friend'"
    > >>
    > >> "But I don't follow United" says the kid
    > >>
    > >> "Ok, how about 'Super City Kid fights off rabid rottweiller to
    >save
    > >> his pal'"
    > >>
    > >> "But I don't follow City either" says the kid
    > >>
    > >> "Well who do you support" asks the reporter
    > >>
    > >> "Liverpool" he says
    > >>
    > >> "Even better" says the reporter "Scouse bastard murders family pet
     

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