Herald: "Aspiring Plymouth Naval Officer Hoping For Beauty Title"

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  1. "Emma, who also suffers from vasovagal syncope, a heart condition which causes sudden drops or rapid increases in her blood pressure which can cause her to faint,"

    'Air Raid warning RED ... PWO .... PWO ..... wtf?'

    Good luck
     
  2. Suffers from Vasovagal attacks which can make her faint......can't be too optimistic of her passing the fitness medical. Sad
     
  3. Me thinks she needs to get her medical done ASAP, has high blood pressure is a bar to entry.SM
     
  4. Would have thought ponsing around in a bikini lisping something about "world peace" would be frowned upon by their Lordships as Occifer material too ... Oh hang on ... its Miss Devon ... make that smock and wellies ... nah she'll be fine!
     
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  5. It's a no from me I'm afraid...
     
  6. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    It's a maybe from me, but unfortunately not with regards the job.

    Publishing one's medical ailments in the local paper is a novel approach. mind.
     
  7. Wouldn't touch her with a stolen cock
     
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I would. By the sound of it, i woudn't even need to purchase some more chloroform.
     
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  9. I would...
     
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    What wouldn't you?
     
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  11. Nice set of bangers too.
     
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hope her mash is nice as well.
     
  13. I'll supply the gravy.
     
  14. Yoda..is that you?
     
  15. My partner suffered fro Vasovagal too. It's not very pleasant.

    I spose this answers the "can a wren ever be good looking" thread. Providing she gets in of course. Good luck to her I say.
     
    Last edited: Apr 16, 2012
  16. I would be up her vasovagal like a shot! Not sure about letting here join the Mob though.
     
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  17. I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit after reading this thread...
     
  18. That's no recommendation
     

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