Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Gombear, Dec 14, 2009.

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  1. Dear Rum Ration,

    Looking in the mirror this morning, I discovered that I have become a complete and utter throbber. Shocked at this appalling discovery, I went into a bit of a panic. Happily, I remembered that the compassionate members of Rum Ration are always there to help. So, can you please advise me as to how I can de-throb myself by Christmas?

    Thanking you in advance,

  2. Orbital sander to the swad. You'll still be a throbber but a different looking throbber
  3. Hmmm, sounds tempting. Does it hurt?
  4. Try it on the wife first, if she screams then yes
  5. Bleach your mince pies and you will be fine mucker!!!
  6. I made the mistake of chucking the bleach in my mince pies before taking up the orbital sander. Now I can’t see a thing and I think I’ve killed the f***king dog!! Am I making progress?

  7. Kick the dog, p1ss on the wife when she slumbers, throw a brick through your neighbours window and develop the thousand yard stare.

    You will either be dethrobbed, or divorced :roll: 8O :D

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