Nicks, your wife certainly doesn't look anything approaching 40 let alone 50. I'm glad she's treating her toyboy (you) to a happy cruise though. Will you do something similar for your 50th birthday in 10 years time?
The "neck of the woods" was very apt. We enjoyed (and still do) Woods 100 Overproof rum from British Guyana ( now just Guyana) . They've been making it from Demerara sugar for 150 years. It's aged for 3 years and has one of the highest ABV's at 57%. Gulpers anyone?