Hell

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    The Queen, Obama, and Putin all died and end up in hell.

    While here, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. I tell them it’s for calling back to Earth
    .

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished I informed him that the cost is a $1million dollars, so Putin wrote me a cheque.

    Next, Obama calls the USA and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished I informed him that the cost is $6 million, so he wrote me a cheque.

    Finally the Queen gets her turn and talks for 4 hours. When she is finished I informed her that the cost is £5.00.

    When Putin & Obama heard that they went ballistic and asked me why the queen got to call the UK so cheaply.

    I smiled and told them “Since Cameron
    & Clegg took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."




     

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