St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates one day when up walks a Group of forty scousers. St. Peter tells them that there isn't enough room for them all and goes off to ask God him which ones he should let in. "Pick the ten most righteous. They shall enter Heaven !!" says God. Ten minutes later Peter comes back to God,"They're gone !!" he exclaims. "What, all forty ??" says God. "Not the scousers" says Peter "The *' gates....!!"